Okay girls and boys, gather round. Need your help here. Need your brains. Need your smarts. You’re clever people.  Most of you have got a degree.  Many of you have several degrees.  And probably a fair few have gone on for the doctorates – which reminds me, that rash at the back of my neck hasn’t cleared up yet so maybe you could take a look at it when we’ve sorted out this vastly more important issue.